Kanye and Donald, Sitting in a Tree…

     So let me start off by saying I’m a fan of Kanye West, or Jeezy or Je. If I could figure out what name he wants to be called by, I’d use that one, but since I’m more worried about you knowing who I’m talking about right now, we’ll stick with Kanye. Ever since he […]

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A Bunch of Nazis Who Were Right

    You don’t have to go very far to find someone who hates the United States. Chile, Iran, Nicaragua, chances are if your country had some kind of revolution in the last hundred years, we were there and what the people of your country actually wanted had very little to do with whatever designs we set […]

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A Crotchety New Tomorrow

Imagine that you’re from another planet and you’ve been sent to Earth to do some recon. You find yourself peeking through the ferns at a group of humans with a notebook in your hands, trying to pin down just what it is that this animal does. There are all types of people, males and females, […]

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The Art of Audience

     Someone who sits down to draw a picture is pretty much focused on one thing; creating a piece of art. But there’s no such thing as art without an audience, so whether they realize it or not, what they’re actually trying to do is ignite a kind of cultural emergency flare that will project above […]

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That’s Funny.

     If we don’t want to laugh at something then there’s not one thing in the world that’s going to make us. Imagine being in the middle of a war, storming a headquarters with your platoon and then cornering an enemy general only to have him defend himself with a knock knock joke. Is there any […]

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Are You Going to the Show?

     Going to a show is an honest solution to one of life’s biggest problems. People just want to do something, to make anything happen on purpose. Before the show, everyone tells them to hurry up and do nothing. Go to school and sit still. Go to work and don’t tell anyone to fuck themselves. Go […]

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