So I’m thinking about the development of life on Earth and how consciousness is basically a collection of time in a certain place. It’s the kind of thing that sounds right and sounds wrong at the same time. Because you hear it and go: “Well sure. I am the time it takes to be me. […]
Read more "Time Flies When There’s a Hamster Having Fun in You"Do me a favor. Think about all the situations where you’d realistically find yourself saying the following words: “You know. I thought we were better than this. I really did. Are you gonna make me sit down and hold your hand through every single step of what’s going on here? Jesus Christ you are a […]
Read more "Get Woke or Get Wedgied, Princess Fantastic’s Guide to British Universities"Monkeys are smart. In some countries they’re trained to be professional theives, and they’re fairly good at it. They know which items are most valuable, cell phones, wallets, and they hold them for ransom in exchange for food. Apes are even smarter. Chimps and gorillas can be taught sign language, and they can have fairly […]
Read more "Adam and Steve (Jobs)"Imagine that you’re from another planet and you’ve been sent to Earth to do some recon. You find yourself peeking through the ferns at a group of humans with a notebook in your hands, trying to pin down just what it is that this animal does. There are all types of people, males and females, […]
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