The Mayan Calendar Effect

     There’s nothing that’s as weirdly fun to kick around in pop culture as the idea of the ancient prophecy. We all know the story: Indiana Jones is balls deep in that tomb. He’s discovered this secret ember of wisdom that seems to escape the rest of us as we trudge through the emotionally bankrupt landscape […]

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Welcome to Sonoma County

        I’d like to sell you a place to live. This place is so far away from any basic amenities that it’s in a kind of service desert. Outside your door you won’t see anything but other living units like this one for miles and you won’t really know any of the people in the units […]

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An Open Letter to the Guy Who Cut His Dick Off in the Santa Rosa Macy’s

https://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/5657618-181/naked-bleeding-man-stopped-in Dear Guy Who Cut His Dick Off,      I made some phone calls, did some research, tried everything I could, but due to HIPPA regulations I can’t learn your name and there is very little information available about who you really are. I know you are 26, and that police believed you to […]

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